Women suck plain and simple. Well I guess a clarification would be in order. Not all women suck, but most still do. First off, women are illogical. It is a simple known fact. They use the right side of their brain. Although most women don't want to realize this fact since it leaves most of them at a major disadvantage. They would like to hide behind PMS or even just that they are right and you are wrong and you should sit there and take it and then deal with it. Wrong ladies. These should not be excuses to jerk guys around. Although guys do have their days, but still we don't use them as excuses, we usually deal with them and find out the source of the problem. Move beyond your excuses and deal with the real issues.
Secondly, women just love to tease the male species. I use the word male species since well man is more than a catergory of just male. We are all different in our own right, but that is another essay. Women want me to fall for them. It gives them a sense of control over those that they feel are dominating them. That is bull crap. If you want to dominate a man, do it right. Earn their respect not their dick between your legs. Dominance is not physical. It is mental. It is not that hard to do. You treat a guy with respect. You get a lot more out of him than a one night stand that leaves you even more dominated.
Respect! Respect! Respect! Is that such a hard thing? I think not. Most of us show you utmost respect everyday. We give you everything as a friend. Yet you still think that most of us are dirt, scum, etc. Never even returning even a smidgen of respect. What does this accomplish? It pisses guys like me off. Not often but still it does. It gets to us and then we go off. Speaking of going off. Sit down and talk. Once you start to yell, we start to yell. We know you get emotional really easy but still stop and think for just a second before scream at us. It makes us go on the defensive. On the subject of defensive, when we call you some names. Unless it is heat of battle, most of the time we are just joking around. LIGHTEN UP. Back to respect. For those of you who have not figured it out, respect will get you farther and be more long lasting than with intimidation and well sex. Guys like sex true, but most guys would rather date someone they respect, which entails talking to us and treating us descent.
Onwards and upwards, a women attitude and character. Probably by now you are thinking I'm a nut. Well I'm not. I'm as sane as any 20 year old virgin (surprising huh) male who happens to be a biology major. Anyways back to the point of this paragraph. Any woman with a good attitude will be more attractive than some death monger. Those chick that are always happy aren't well good either. Show some real emotion. Don't fake it all. We pick up on those perky ass cheerleaders and most men will show them a "good" time. The other half of the male population doesn't want to come near that used up nonintelligent woman. Is it so hard to have a conversation that doesn't revolve around your alcohol abuse or your nails or what ever shallow thing you can think of. On the other side of the coin, those women that are just well obsessed with just everything and have no fun. Get a clue. Life is not about what ever it is you can't get over. So you lost your virginity while you were drunk and can't remember it. Don't take it out on us. We didn't screw you over. The male species didn't do it collectively. If you think that, may I suggest lesbianism. No offense to the lesbian population out there.
Women as a gender. I would like to suggest a quote that went something like this, paraphrase, you can't trust anything that bleeds for three days and lives. Now I don't agree with this quote completely, but still it has its merit. Any biology majors out there know that it is serves a good purpose. Women and men are basically designed to reproduction. It is basically the same for every species. It works either way. If you believe in darwinism, it is a major part. If you use the bible, we are gods children and need to carry on the legacy. Although the bible thingy is a completely different essay too. I can understand, yes understand, that it is a horrible thing and it does make you cranky, but still it doesn't last all year round. We will take it but don't keep using it. Please find out what the real problem is and then talk to us about it. I know your thinking blah blah blah feelings bs again, but realize you get farther with honey than with vinegar. No male will take crap from you 24-7. As for all you ladies that think it is funny, get a life. Women as a gender are, well for lack of a better term, selfish. They think they should be served. NO. You should rely on us up to a point. Show some indendence. Get off your fat butt and get that box of bon bons in the fridge. Well your up maybe offer us a beer or something. I hate it when a perfectly good male is lost to pussywhip. We should not and will not serve you needs. We are both equal in this. Maybe you could start by squishing that spider on the floor instead of having some male come do it for you.
Well I guess I've come to the end what you've probably termed a women hating psychotic with issues. I guess if you want to find out maybe you should dig deeper into the male ego in particular mine, but you probably wouldn't want to waste your time. Well I guess maybe sometimes those that are most likely to succeed are simply under your nose and will stay there.